Politically Incorrect But Entirely Astute Observations

I have always had a gimlet eye.  Like Marlowe and Holmes.  Don't like these observations?  Just remember they are offered only as such.  These are not commentary; they are statements of fact.  OK?

02Jun23 - Quito

Ecuadorian breasts look different than anywhere I've been.  Ecuadorianas seem to reject underwire bras.  And, to actively use whatever bra they wear (and some choose not to) as a pocket.  Cellphone boob is a look here.  Really.  Pictures will NOT be provided.

I'm fat; have been since about 1982.  So, again, this is an observation not a judgement.  The world is getting too fat too fast.  In my eyes this is a global public health issue. 

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